Why do these parking spots get progressively oilier as you move left to right?

Kinja'd!!! "Broseph Duderson" (hatersaurusrex)
02/21/2017 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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In planning a trip to a local college, I decided to scope out their parking situation ahead of time. As I scrolled around the parking layout on Google Maps, I couldn’t help but notice in one of the lots that the oil stains in the parking spaces do something odd: they get progressively worse from left to right.

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The effect seems to be true for the entire parking lot, but most pronounced in the top row of spots closest to the road.

The weird thing is these spots don’t seem to have any clear relationship to the proximity of nearby buildings. They’re as equidistant from the main building (the sports complex in the center of the photo below) as the the ‘clean’ spots are.

There is no building immediately to the left of these spots, either; the closest building in that direction has its own lots anyway, so unlikely anyone parking in this lot would even be going to that building.

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Also odd is that the effect is linear - each successive spot is just a little dirtier than the one next to it. You’d also think this pattern would have to be followed by many cars over time to leave these kind of stains. Almost as if the parking spots had been assigned based on how much oil the owner’s car leaked.

So why would the progressively leakiest cars always be parked left to right in this row, with the leakiest in the far corner?

The mind boggles.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Broseph Duderson
02/21/2017 at 18:42

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It looks like there’s some discoloration in the other spaces, they might be in the process of power washing or otherwise trying to clean up the stains and just haven’t gotten to those other spots yet.


Kinja'd!!! Broseph Duderson > ranwhenparked
02/21/2017 at 21:36

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I thought about that too. In that one row though it’s so gradual and uniform that it really caught my eye and made me go ‘huh’


Kinja'd!!! Broseph Duderson > ranwhenparked
02/21/2017 at 21:37

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The lead theory in my mind right now is that row is for Jeep Cherokees sorted by year, lol


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Broseph Duderson
02/21/2017 at 23:19

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A) the build up of sand in clean spots suggest to me that water drains toward the building, and thus washes away the oil fro the lower spots.

B) also enthusiasts will often park far away to avoid door dings. (demuros leaking Aston proves this oil theory.)

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